Random
I can so tell that this blog is dying lol...sadly i don have any interesting pics or videos to show since i ve being quite busy recently....haiz....
so here's some randomness: (adapted from some chain mail i got. u probably heard of them before)
LAWS THAT NEWTON FORGOT
LAW OF SEARCH: You normally see it but when you look for it, it's nowhere
to be found.
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to
move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged
one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive
last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
End of Randomness chapter 1. pls keep posting so that liveD will be motivated to post chapter 2...
posted by liveD @ 12:37 PM;
