Haiz...
urm...that physics project is an individual work???!!!. holy crap. i havent even started looking at that pc of paper. Thnx pleasantly plump for getting me worked out...help. plus, im now officially down with flu and cough...feeling damn sleepy and yeah, i have NO APPETITE. or rather, im hungry but don feel like eating anything. so i don think i can eat much tml....*cough*cough*... plus, i havent had time to study for chem at all too. so im quite screwed too. *sneeze*sneeze*...
This blog is seriously gonna gone case soon. man. i shall inject more randomness into this blog then.
RANDOMNESS CHAPTER TWO: (as usual from some random chain mail i got)
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
> Milton Berle
>> "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
> electronic banking. It's called marriage."
> James Holt McGavran
> > I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
> be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
> David Bissonette
> When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
> him keep her.
> Sacha Guitry
> After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
> can't face each other, but still they stay together.
> Hemant Joshi
> > By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
> get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
> Socrates
> > Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
> Dumas
> > The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
> "What does a woman want?
> Sigmund Freud
> I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
> Anonymous
> > "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go
> to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
> music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
> Henry Youngman
> "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
> Sam Kinison
> > "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
> second one didn't."
> Patrick Murray
> Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong,
> admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
> Nash
> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget
> it once...
>Anonymous
> My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
> Rodney Dangerfield
> Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
> Anonymous
> > A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
> received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can
> have mine."
> Anonymous
>> First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky,
> mine's still alive."
-End of Randomness chapter 2-
posted by liveD @ 6:38 PM;
